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MILF Butthole Tightness Test

Once you officially qualify as a MILF people start to get curious whether all the worn out bits and pieces down there are still working as well as they did before. In other words, are the fun-holes still as tight as they used to be? So I figured I'd hire an impartial butthole penetration expert to assess my assets and evaluate how firm a grip my pussy and asshole have on the average dick these days. Luckily I passed with flying colors! 90% of the sex I have ends up being anal sex. 20 years ago it used to be more like 5% but I've grown to like it so much that ass-to-mouth has become my new blowjob. I'd be lying if I said I'm not worried about my sphincter giving up the ghost one of these days, but like any junkie, I'm riding that high for as long as I can and I'm making my man very happy with that decision. Most men will tell you that 3 holes are better than two and I totally get it. I aim to please and despite the unavoidable wear and tear, I'm willing to offer up all parts of my body for my partner's pleasure

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