Tia Maria is not a sports fan. "The only balls I understand are the ones that cum inside me. That's what I consider a home run and a touchdown."
Tia enjoys being a super-busty fuck toy. She's into the bimbo doll experience, like Jessy Bunny. Having huge tits makes her happy. "My entire wardrobe is built around my breasts. I love low-neck dresses to maximize my cleavage. 'No panties, no bra' is my life motto.
"I'm quite the homemaker, too. I enjoy hosting dinners and masturbating ... dancing nude in my kitchen. Did I mention I spend a lot of time masturbating?"
Tia has a big collection of giant dildos. She enjoys stretching out her holes with them. She enjoys the look on TSA agents' faces at airports when they see some of her toys in her carry-on.