I could tell you a few things about Jenna Valentine: California girl...goth chick...Valley girl...SCORE and Voluptuous Girl. But this time, let's hear from her. ON WHO SHE GOT HER BOOBS FROM: "I am a 36H! I don't know how this happened. I'd like to thank the Academy and my good genes. I've had big boobs since fourth grade. I had D-cups by age 11. (Writing that made me feel creepy, and now I think Chris Hansen is behind me.) Anyway, I have no idea where these came from. No one in my family has big boobs. I am the only one. My mom (who's a MILF by the way, guys!) is super petite. She's 5 feet tall and 100 pounds. Now you know where I get my epic height from!) But my boobs? No idea. I just text-messaged my grandma and asked her if I was in some sort of nuclear accident area when I was born." ON BEING A BEHIND-CLOSED-DOORS NUDIST: "I love to be naked. I will lay naked in bed, eat naked in bed and do a bunch of other stuff while I am naked in bed." ON OTHER WOMEN: "I'm totally into chicks. I find women SO beautiful. I haven't gone all the way with a girl yet, but I have been pretty close. When it comes to women, I get super shy when I have crushes on them. I really don't know how to initiate anything. They make me so nervous, and I stumble over my words like a teenage boy going through puberty. I guess I'm just waiting for the right girl to take advantage of me." ON USING HER TITS DURING SEX: "The titty fuck? Yeah, if it's with the right person and they get off on it, then it makes me happy. In certain situations...fine, I'm completely selfish. But if I feel like giving and they want to titty-fuck and it makes them really happy, then it's like Hanukkah for them...then let's go! I say Hanukkah because I am a Jew. Not Christmas, you guys, Hanukkah. I am like the Hanukkah Santa of titty-fucking. Eight days of titty-fucking!" I don't know about you, but I'd take one day-even one hour...okay, five minutes-of titty-fucking Jenna. Wouldn't you?