Trick or treat? When it comes to Linsey Dawn McKenzie, it's a treat. The photos were shot in London. A few years later, this video was filmed at the SCORE studio in Miami, Florida, back when Linsey was crossing the Big Pond to shoot content for LinseysWorld.com.
Linsey's Florida videos were always different from the usual "get on the couch and silently masturbate" videos. She played a castaway on an island. A cat burglar. A Native American. A time and space traveler. A Southern belle. Her scenes were written with fantasy elements in mind. This one, "Cuntess Suckula," is a little over-the-top and just right for Halloween. LDM nailed it. She was always a quick study.
Linsey would have made a great TV comedienne. Her talent is clear in the videos she did at SCORE. She has a terrific sense of humor on-screen and off, very dry yet very funny. With her incredible body, she would have blown away any busty British TV babe I've ever seen. And, of course, she was the microphone-packing hostess of the DVD Boobs Ahoy! Boob Cruise 2000. While I've seen LDM in a few Brit comedy shows and short films, modeling and dancing are Linsey's thing.
In 1999, a few years before this scene was shot, Linsey shot a vampire pictorial set in a crypt at the SCORE studio in London. There was no video version, unfortunately. That layout might have been the inspiration for "Cuntess Suckula."
At the stroke of midnight, and I do mean stroke, Cuntess Suckula rises from her coffin because you have disturbed her 100-year slumber party. Now you will bear the fear as this succulent succubus rises to suck on foolish visitors who enter her catacombs of cleavage. Now you are trapped in a spider's web of boner-chilling terror. Now you'll have to share a tomb built for two. Your garlic is useless, unless you brought two plates of spaghetti with you.
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