So I'm listening to Nervous Norvus and thinking to myself, Yeah, I can do this. I can start dicking around with some musical instruments and audio recording software and make a few quirky tracks. I have been taking Alpha Brain and am ready to focus on mastering a new craft. I will pair catchy melodies with witty lyrics that poke fun at the meaninglessness of existence. I will put them on the Internet and they can go viral. Maybe in a couple of years I will be asked to perform on the festival circuit. I will have to abandon my family, but great things require great sacrifice. However, first, I must add a bonus video and an 'xtra' content update of Melody Marks by tomorrow. The launch of my next career can wait a few more days.

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