The Call Her Daddy host asked what she considered a profound question. Can you think of a law that gives the government the power to make a decision about a man's body? The absent-minded presidential candidate, chuckled and said she couldn't think of any. Some critics might present obvious arguments like an involuntary military draft or perhaps even imprisonment, but what about something as simple as narcotics use? I am pretty sure the government tells us all that if we ingest certain chemicals, we become criminals. Hell, Tommy Chong got 9 months for selling bongs! And what about it being unlawful to drop a deuce on your own front yard? Too many damn rules. So ladies, don't worry. You're not being singled out here.

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