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Onna Metcalf Fruit Yourself

Taylor, I feel so bad that those fake photos of you went viral. I didn't mean to hurt you like that. I confess, alcohol was involved. I am just such a big fan and my imagination got away from me. I wanted to share these fantasies with others who similarly admire your unmatched beauty. That's all. The only solution is to view the situation with humor. Don't take it seriously. Trust me, you're not the first and you won't be the last. The future is going to require a lot of humor. -Musk
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