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Ophelia Palentine Found Hair In Food

This is an excellent summer afternoon to remember. Ophelia and I were craving heavy Mexican food along with an ice cold adult beverage. Lupe Tortilla was there to provide. We opted to dine outside for more privacy, but that was short lived and Ophelia didn't care. I asked her if she found sweat disgusting, and to my surprise, she did not. So we agreed to bring you viewers a mess of slippery shots from the parking lot. It only takes a few minutes with the engine off and the windows rolled up here in Texas. Feast on these heat shock proteins, my friends.
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