Christine Kerr, Erica Stevens Entertainment - Eva Mendes, Christie Brinkley divorce, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, Megan Fox, Batman F1 Toyota, Wednesday April 30, 2025

Thanks you two! Looking good by the way! I hope you're all ready to play with my life-size celebrity toys! First up this fine day - sexy Chiquita Eva Mendes! She's DONE with all the jokes about stars with addiction problems. Ms Mendes is sticking up for everyone who's checked into rehab to battle their demons. Herself included! As you'll recall, Eva spent time in Utah's famous Cirque Lodge for an undisclosed "problem" not long ago. And during a recent interview, one reporter stepped in it for taking shots at people in AA. Eva verbally flipped him off, essentially calling him a totally insensitive dick. Especially since she's lost friends to addiction. Good for you, hon!

The next hottie on our celebrity wheel today: Christie Brinkley! The salacious divorce trial between her and now EX-husband David Cook has been settled out of court. Here's how the public details break down. Brinkley gets the real estate and the kids, fair enough. But Cook gets 2.1 million dollars! The big payday for Davy-boy is VERY odd! I mean he had a hugely expensive porn habit. Plus he got caught CHEATING WITH AN 18-YEAR-OLD GIRL, and paid her $300-grand to keep her mouth shut! Some guys, I'm tellin' ya. I don't know how they do it.

Here's ANOTHER extramarital affair that REALLY paid off! For the girl at least. Remember the call girl who brought down the former governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer? Well that sexy little hussy - Ashley Alexandra Dupre - is getting her own dating reality show! And I thought we couldn't go any lower than "A Shot at Love." Anyway, it's being pitched as a cross between Cinderella and "Pretty Woman." Ashley will look for someone - probably a rich guy - who can see beyond her sordid past. It's even being produced by the same company that makes "The Office". Unreal.

And if you thought Transformers hottie Megan Fox was on the market again - well, sorry to disappoint you. Her fiancé and former "90210" star Brian Austin Green has hit back against those break up rumors. He says and I quote: "We're solid. We've lived together for three years." Then there's my favorite piece of proof that everything is roses: "We have tattoos of each other's names." Wow. Well, when you put it that way, I'm sure you'll stay together for a hundred years and have a thousand grandkids. Silly me!

Okay, my friends! Exciting new topic - Batman, the Dark Knight himself! I don't need to tell you how CRAZY hot he is right now. He's so big even Toyota's F1 race team wants a piece of him! Here's Erica Stevens to explain!

It's like this, Chris! In an effort to boost their profile on the racing circuit and to stage some cool photos ops, Toyota recently rang up Bruce Wayne! The conversation was like... "Hey Bruce, we're itching to get a close up look at your Batmobile and that crazy bat motorcycle thing! Bring 'em over or we'll blow your secret identity! Cheers!" But seriously, what we're talking about here is a very cool cross-promotion between these two hot brands! For their part Toyota decked out their TF108 racecar, along with the driver's uniforms, with cool Dark Night logos! In return, the movie studio shipped 2 of the cool vehicles from the movie to England's Silverstone racetrack! In fact, they even did some laps together! Judging by the press reaction, the idea was a stroke of genius! And as for Toyota's F1 pilots, I bet they'd give anything to run their next race in the Batmobile? Wouldn't THAT be cool, Chris???

That would be AWESOME! Just think of it! Instead of passing your opponents, you just drive OVER them. LITERALLY! Thanks for that Erica. Okay, moving along with our Entertainment marathon, it's time for MOVIES! Or in the case of today's feature - a whole pile of SMALL movies! Here's our resident cinephile Roxanne West! Give us some background Roxy!

Today we're having a look at some of the best short form films EVER made, thanks to our recent trip to the World Wide Short Film Festival.

I made a short film, when I was in college! It was me picking at a hangnail for 11 minutes. It was a metaphorical, allegorical kinda thing. I called it "Tedium."

That's nice, Chris. Anyway, the shorts we're seeing today come from all over the world. Some are sexy, some thought-provoking and some are downright hilarious!

Sounds great Rox! Let's see some of these mini-masterworks!

Sure thing! Thanks Chris, and welcome to Naked At The Movies!