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Emily Pineda News off the Top - Google AI Ultra, Oxfam billionaires getting richer, New Orleans prison employee arrested criminals escape Wednesday May 21, 2025

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Welcome back to the Naked Newsroom! Google has launched a new, higher-tier subscription for its A.I. services. "Google A.I. Ultra" will cost $250 a month and will give subscribers exclusive access to the company’s most “cutting edge” AI products. A Google rep said that, “It’s for the trailblazers, the pioneers, those of you who want cutting-edge AI from Google.” It also comes with 30 terabytes of storage which is a huge bonus.

According to a new report from Oxfam, the wealth of America's top ten billionaires increased by about three hundred and sixty-five BILLION dollars over the past twelve months! Elon Musk ALONE got about a hundred and eighty-six billion dollars richer! And since Oxfam studies inequity, it calculated that it would take ten TYPICAL Americans WELL over seven hundred and twenty thousand YEARS to make what the ten wealthiest made in the last ONE year.

And finally, a maintenance worker at Orleans Parish Justice Center was ARRESTED for allegedly helping ten prisoners escape the facility! Sterling Williams reportedly turned off water to a toilet, enabling the inmates - all convicted or charged with VIOLENT crimes - to pull the toilet off the wall and escape through the gap. Five of the escapees have been captured so far, the other 5 remain on the loose.

Those are your headlines and it also wraps up this edition of Naked News. I had a blast today and I hope you did, too. We'll see you back here tomorrow when we debut our latest Guest Anchor, Noel. So until then, I'm Emily Pineda, thanks for tuning in. Take care, everyone.

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